He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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