your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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