we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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