He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
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