it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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