went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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