It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I have feelings that need drinking.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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