We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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