I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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