Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
