She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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