one might say we're banned from that church
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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