no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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