the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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