some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Sober January is a disaster.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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