my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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