The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Pants are for mortals
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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