I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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