i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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