I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
All I want is dick and wine.
Randomize
