oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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