Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
