at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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