we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
If that was your dad, he is hot
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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