So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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