i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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