you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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