There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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