Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Someone signed my nipple.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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