Walk of Shame. In a state park.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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