Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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