..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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