So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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