It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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