I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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