windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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