I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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