im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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