just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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