fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
