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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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