I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
