I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
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Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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