Sponge bath it is.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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