I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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