So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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