I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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