And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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