my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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