If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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