brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I just want to make out with him forever
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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