Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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