This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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