I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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